Manny's Warm Wishes

Our Favorite "Character Dogville" elder, in his Holiday Best:

वाइस प्रिंसिपल जोन्स रपस थे स्कूल Announcements

No more baseball, and no more cam-pain to follow; so get ready for "What a Wonderful Town" returning:

the P.I.T. hosts us November 21st, 7 p.m.
TICKETS HERE!

In anticipation of Halloween tomorrow, as part of the Sage Theater's Uncle Dracula 48-Hour Film Race: Jeremiah Murphy & Carrie Sipple and their conspiracy theory alter-egos present FINAL DISCOURSE:

YouTube: Final Discourse

Vimeo -- 2 'Staff Pick's!: Final Discourse

Pete Fosse

We are IN IT TO WIN IT!

Just like those cheerleaders in "Bring It On: In it to Win it" Jill and I are gonna come in bringing our A game! We got the skillz, the drive, and the experience to do our thing and do it right! Just ask those poor saps on "Survivor: Toledo" -we showed them what we're made of!
So, see you Friday, "Sir Reality" peeps, and prepare for some tough competition! You know where and when: The Sage Theater, 10 p.m.!

-Jack (of "Jack and Jill"(tm))

"Sir Reality" Private Mail

Dear Veronica Vixen,

I write you because I don't feel comfortable discussing this in front of the TV cameras. While I find you to be a stellar dancer and a magnificent beauty I feel your inquisitiveness at last week's post-challenge cocktail hour to be unsettling. I would no more ask you about your hobbies than I would your past. For that, I ask you to do the same.

Please do not take this to mean that I have something sordid to hide or something dastardly in my past. I am and always will be an upstanding citizen of this community. Because a man has an extensive collection of knives, axes, and machetes, and has a "secret room" in his house with lots of rope, blindfolds, and buckets of blood of unknown origin does not mean he's someone to be suspicious of. Any pertinent information about my background can be found on the questionnaire I filled out before coming on this reality show. I like poodles, long walks in the forest, and gummy bears.

I would like to discuss this with you further. Please meet me, alone, in Confessional Booth A at 3 a.m, Saturday morning. If I'm not there when you arrive, please wait patiently with the lights off.

Thank you.

-Butch Saben

p.s. Perhaps I’ll catch see you before that, 10 p.m. Friday at the Sage Theater. Our challenges await!

OMG you guys have to see this!

Hey! Samantha here -- people call me Sasha, but you can call me Billy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGubkjrV5bM
You guys, I'm totally serious: Watch this youtube of Jerry Poole on bass! He's so awesome. I wish he played With or Without You with me at Ninth Grade Orientation on Friday at the MCC Third Birthday show instead of Professor Damrosch singing -- if you can call it that! You don't want to miss my special style blog, coming soon! heart, S/S/B

New Chatacter Videos! Tooth Fairy and Jerry Pool

Prepare for battle!

Reality TV royalty and America's sweethearts Jack and Jill ™ here. We want to let you know we'll be bringing our "A" game, Friday night, 10 p.m. at The Sage Theater! Make no mistake; we're in it to win it. Bring us the elements! Bring us the obstacles! Bring us the wildest animals around! We're out to show why we're the best darn contestants "Sir Realty" or any other show has or ever will see. Be prepared to text, call, and email your votes! America*, we won't let you down!

*And parts of Canada."

Birthday Show for Wayne and Chris This Friday!

Dear Friends,

This Friday celebrate the Birthdays of Wayne Henry and Chris Sullivan at a special show of Character Dogville. Hosted by Chris "Shockwave" Sullivan the show will feature a chance to win fame and prizes with the Character Dogville Gameshow followed by Afterpants Junior Senior High School which is a hilarious improvised show about the above mentioned school. Afterwards there will be an even more hilarious birthday party.

$10 Tickets at the door.

with characters created and performed by Jeremiah Murphy, Ryan Stratton, Luke Meginsky, Justin Herfel, Stacy Mayer, Carrie Sipple, Wayne Henry and Beth Yocam

Directed by Ben Sterling

with Live Musical Accompaniment by Cuzme's Silent but Violent Arkestra

Hosted by Shockwave

Presented by the Manhattan Comedy Collective

VOTE!

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Character Dogville Ad

Promo Video

MISSING: CAT

Goes by the name: Snuffers (Snuffers Raebone)
Color(s): Grey/White

Hello. My name is Butch Saban and I have recently lost my cat. I was trying to burry a garbage bag in my backyard when blood came leaking out. As I headed over to the bodega on the corner to get a new box of garbage bags and a new set of rubber gloves (I was running low) I realized I left my front door open a smidge. I came home only to find Snuffers had vacated the premises.
Snuffers is a beautiful, fragile cat, but also capable of disemboweling a lizard in under 45 seconds.
Please, if you see Snuffers pick her up with caution and return her to me. I am not listed in the phone book but you can bring her to me directly. I will be at The Sage Theater 711 Seventh Avenue, 2nd floor between 47th & 48th St., this Friday night at 10 p.m. If possible, meet me behind the theater. I will be in a plain white van with darkly tinted windows.

Thank you for your cooperation.

From Middle Village to the Moroccan Middle Atlas mountains and back.

An oil sketch I made of my accommodations on my annual trip through North Africa exploring Taourig drum rhythms and indigenous dye pigments of the Tamazight Berber tribes. Looking forward to next year's native spice tour by dromedaire in the Sahara. Ah, vacation! Bisslama, Amelia

Poop Daniels, State Trooper: Incident Report

1t 11:35 a.m., 5 miles east past Cedar Junction on South Virginia Route 3 I came across a bag of weed. I pulled over a blue sedan around 6 miles west of Jackson Hollow because it was the only car I could find. Driver, appeared to be between 10-12 years old but provided a valid handmade driver's license and crayon issued registration.

Around 12:02 pm, I radioed in for Ralph to pick me up a box of Banana-Rama Donuts and Two Spider-Man Popsicles. I specifically told ralph if he wanted a Spider-Man popsicle to order his own. The two popsicles I ordered did not include one for him. When I got pack to the station house, one of my popsicles was missing and Ralph was playing with a popsicle stick. When questioned Ralph stated that I had ordered one for me and one for him. I was appalled. The Banana-Rama Donuts were up to par, however.

At 2:17 p.m. I found an old lady who I was sure owned the bag of weed that I found on the road. I threw her in jail. She said she was 86. I informed her that she had my condolences for spending her twilight years incarcerated for a misdemeanor. Laws are broken by choice.

At 2:18 p.m. Sarge released the old lady at which point I understood why the media is so critical of the system.

At 2:37 p.m. I arrested a man I was convinced was Benito Mussolini. I was absolutely convinced. After being elated at such a high-profile collar, I realized I was mistaken and fined the man $50 for something or other.

At 2:52 p.m. I heard rap music and radioed in for backup. When troopers DeWalt and Duntz arrived on the scene they informed me the music I had heard was "atonal jazz" and not rap music. Upon further listening to the "atonal jazz" which went on to sound like foot steps and roach attennae scraping against lampshades, we realized that such music is that of perpetrators and arrested a man or woman claiming to be a spoken word activist. Another one of society's thorns professionally pruned by the state police.

Dancing in Public

Dance Rehearsal at New York Burger Company from SpaceHamlet on Vimeo.

Here's footage of some of the Character Dogville cast dancing at The New York Burger King.

Can you beat Justin in the Post-Show Handstand Contest this Friday?

Vice-Prinicpal Jones: Jurassic Park Will Be Showing in the Cafeteria Today

Dear Students,

This is Vice Principal Jones, your beloved administrator and disciplinarian. Due to the inclement weather the schoolyard is closed for recess today. As a generous concession, in lieu of the recess we will have an all school showing of Jurassic Park in the cafeteria. The movie will commence only after every chicken patty, every lemon square, and every vanilla milk is finished. There is no eating during movies, children. Neither will there be any tolerance granted for talking. If you like something about the movie and wish to tell your friends, do not get excited and start screaming, save your thoughts for the school designated "speaking time." Likewise there will be no bathroom visits during the movie. The movie is a gift from me to you and leaving to relieve yourself would be an insult to my generousity. If you need to go to the bathroom, simply focus on the events of the exciting movie and remember the human bladder can be held for long periods of time. Thank you in advance for being well behaved for the all school showing of Jurassic Park today.

Please note: If you have already seen this movie and speak of its ending to your classmates you be dealt a swift Saturday detention.

Also Please note: After the showing I will have a brief demonstration of my own robot dinosaurs that I once used to hold the governor of Maryland as my prisoner.

See you in the Jurassic Park, students.

Vice Principal Jones

Who should I be this week?

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