Someone please explain to me why people bring baby strollers into the grocery store? As if the grocery carts didn't take up enough space.
I ran into a C-Town the other day to pick up some graham crackers and five of the lanes are packed with strollers. It was like "Daddy Day Care" all over again. Then I had to stand in line with the Mormon Toddler Tabernacle Choir performing a rendition of Ashokan Farewell while the incompetent parents tried to smash their infant sized SUV's through the express aisle. It was enough to wake the dead. And I should know, I've been deceased for over 400 hundred years.
Here's what I say: If you can't teach your kids to walk, then don't have them. Seriously.
FACT: Did you know that the very iPods we enjoy today rely on technology invented by pelicans? Perhaps that's why iPods are frequently called, "The Pelican's Whistle." DID YOU KNOW?
