Professor Damrosch's Post Valentine's Day Dating Game

Dear Students,

As many of you know, I am no stranger to being an authority on romance. That's why after the chocolates have all been unwrapped, after the pillows have been dried of the tears of resentment, and after we have all mistaken politeness for workplace flirtation... I will once again host my Post Valentine's Day Dating Game, featuring the talents of Annie Dumas, Ryan Stratton, Alan Lidogoster, and Lukas Mezinsky. There will be two rounds, round 1 will have three bachelors competing for a date and round 2 will have three bachelorettes competing for a date. I will also be on hand to offer my critical thoughts of the season.

Professor Damrosch's Fun Literary Fact: Shakespeare was the first to coin the term "pillow talk."

Kudos,

Professor Bevan Damrosch, Ph.D., Comparative Literature and Classical Post-Modern Studies
(Currently under tenure review)
English Department
Afterpants Junior Senior High School

Professor Damrosch's Post-Valentine's Day Dating Game
followed by the New Character Dogville Team, Sir Reality
Friday, 2/15 @ 10pm
The Sage Theater

711 7th Ave.

between 47th/48th

Take any Subway to Times Square

Tickets are $10
Romance is $20