Our Favorite "Character Dogville" elder, in his Holiday Best:
Monday, January 5, 2009
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
In anticipation of Halloween tomorrow, as part of the Sage Theater's Uncle Dracula 48-Hour Film Race: Jeremiah Murphy & Carrie Sipple and their conspiracy theory alter-egos present FINAL DISCOURSE:
YouTube: Final Discourse
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
We are IN IT TO WIN IT!
Just like those cheerleaders in "Bring It On: In it to Win it" Jill and I are gonna come in bringing our A game! We got the skillz, the drive, and the experience to do our thing and do it right! Just ask those poor saps on "Survivor: Toledo" -we showed them what we're made of!
So, see you Friday, "Sir Reality" peeps, and prepare for some tough competition! You know where and when: The Sage Theater, 10 p.m.!
-Jack (of "Jack and Jill"(tm))
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
"Sir Reality" Private Mail
Dear Veronica Vixen,
I write you because I don't feel comfortable discussing this in front of the TV cameras. While I find you to be a stellar dancer and a magnificent beauty I feel your inquisitiveness at last week's post-challenge cocktail hour to be unsettling. I would no more ask you about your hobbies than I would your past. For that, I ask you to do the same.
Please do not take this to mean that I have something sordid to hide or something dastardly in my past. I am and always will be an upstanding citizen of this community. Because a man has an extensive collection of knives, axes, and machetes,and has a "secret room" in his house with lots of rope, blindfolds, and buckets of blood of unknown origin does not mean he's someone to be suspicious of. Any pertinent information about my background can be found on the questionnaire I filled out before coming on this reality show. I like poodles, long walks in the forest, and gummy bears.
I would like to discuss this with you further. Please meet me, alone, in Confessional Booth A at 3 a.m, Saturday morning. If I'm not there when you arrive, please wait patiently with the lights off.
Thank you.
-Butch Saben
p.s. Perhaps I’llcatch see you before that, 10 p.m. Friday at the Sage Theater. Our challenges await!
I write you because I don't feel comfortable discussing this in front of the TV cameras. While I find you to be a stellar dancer and a magnificent beauty I feel your inquisitiveness at last week's post-challenge cocktail hour to be unsettling. I would no more ask you about your hobbies than I would your past. For that, I ask you to do the same.
Please do not take this to mean that I have something sordid to hide or something dastardly in my past. I am and always will be an upstanding citizen of this community. Because a man has an extensive collection of knives, axes, and machetes,
I would like to discuss this with you further. Please meet me, alone, in Confessional Booth A at 3 a.m, Saturday morning. If I'm not there when you arrive, please wait patiently with the lights off.
Thank you.
-Butch Saben
p.s. Perhaps I’ll
Sunday, June 22, 2008
OMG you guys have to see this!
Hey! Samantha here -- people call me Sasha, but you can call me Billy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGubkjrV5bM
You guys, I'm totally serious: Watch this youtube of Jerry Poole on bass! He's so awesome. I wish he played With or Without You with me at Ninth Grade Orientation on Friday at the MCC Third Birthday show instead of
Professor Damrosch singing -- if you can call it that! You don't want to miss my special style blog, coming soon! heart, S/S/B
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Prepare for battle!
Reality TV royalty and America's sweethearts Jack and Jill ™ here. We want to let you know we'll be bringing our "A" game, Friday night, 10 p.m. at The Sage Theater! Make no mistake; we're in it to win it. Bring us the elements! Bring us the obstacles! Bring us the wildest animals around! 
We're out to show why we're the best darn contestants "Sir Realty" or any other show has or ever will see. Be prepared to text, call, and email your votes! America*, we won't let you down! *And parts of Canada."
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Birthday Show for Wayne and Chris This Friday!
Dear Friends,
This Friday celebrate the Birthdays of Wayne Henry and Chris Sullivan at a special show of Character Dogville. Hosted by Chris "Shockwave" Sullivan the show will feature a chance to win fame and prizes with the Character Dogville Gameshow followed by Afterpants Junior Senior High School which is a hilarious improvised show about the above mentioned school. Afterwards there will be an even more hilarious birthday party.
$10 Tickets at the door.
with characters created and performed by Jeremiah Murphy, Ryan Stratton, Luke Meginsky, Justin Herfel, Stacy Mayer, Carrie Sipple, Wayne Henry and Beth Yocam
Directed by Ben Sterling
with Live Musical Accompaniment by Cuzme's Silent but Violent Arkestra
Hosted by Shockwave
Presented by the Manhattan Comedy Collective
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, April 21, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
MISSING: CAT
Goes by the name: Snuffers (Snuffers Raebone)Color(s): Grey/White
Hello. My name is Butch Saban and I have recently lost my cat. I was trying to burry a garbage bag in my backyard when blood came leaking out. As I headed over to the bodega on the corner to get a new box of garbage bags and a new set of rubber gloves (I was running low) I realized I left my front door open a smidge. I came home only to find Snuffers had vacated the premises.
Snuffers is a beautiful, fragile cat, but also capable of disemboweling a lizard in under 45 seconds.
Please, if you see Snuffers pick her up with caution and return her to me. I am not listed in the phone book but you can bring her to me directly. I will be at The Sage Theater 711 Seventh Avenue, 2nd floor between 47th & 48th St., this Friday night at 10 p.m. If possible, meet me behind the theater. I will be in a plain white van with darkly tinted windows.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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