Ahmed like woman

I am not from Iraq, please stop saying that. If you look at the way my nose is like a stuffed squash, you would say "tat man is a Lysyrian, born and breaded, it is clear to me now. Clear like desert toilets." Oh yeah..I have tattoo of fig tree where I hid under during the 'shelling of the goats.' So many goats went down to rest with the land mines that day, it give me incontinence. Thick diarrhea will not get me my American wife. I know I will give her free KerriGold cheese coupon that I got from angry nation of Islam guy standing in the Time Square. Who do no like cheese? Ahmed Hillabi