Lizzy B: As hot as Selma Blair, but fatter!

So, I agree that I am still pretty hot, even with my hair cut short. Some people have even said Selma Blair-hot, and though actually, I would prefer Kirsten Dunst-hot, I guess I am comfortable with the comparison.
Except that I am so fat! Last night at the Thanksgiving leftover party, I ate so many of those sandwich triangles that Wayne and Karie made, I feel like a beached Orca today. Thanks a lot you two. And who was out to get me with those two pumpkin pies? Do you know what I really like with turkey? Stuffing. Oh God I'm such a pig. Just kidding. I'm hot as Selma. But fatter.