Blimey! Here I am, Gladiola Granger (a.k.a. Hydrangea Higgenbottom) with Paris Hilton. She's a right famous person. Those bummers in Hampsteadshiremoore must be all jealous-like.
One can only wonder, "What celebrity will be at the Wednesday night Primetime show and after-party?" An actual after-party! Ah, bugger, I hope I don't get all addicted-like to drugs and have to check into rehab with my new fame! See you Wednesday. Love, Gladdy
P.S. Don't be a wanker--come to the bloody show, would you.